Pixel: Ok Shitheads 🤝💩🧻
The toiletpaper roadmap 🧻
Include initial founder buy of $500.
1 billion fixed supply.
0% buy
Ok Shitheads 🤝💩🧻
The toiletpaper roadmap 🧻
Include initial founder buy of $500.
1 billion fixed supply.
0% buy sell tax.
Phase 1: Ignition - •10k marketcap milestone = Dex ad boost & 1% burn 10M $SHIT.
•50k marketcap milestone = bigger ad pack & raid coordination + 1% burn 10M $SHIT.
Phase 2 : The Great Shittening - •100k marketcap milestone = Major Dex Campaign + raid coordination + 2% burn 20M $SHIT
•250k marketcap milestone = Heavy Ad push & raid coordination + 2% burn 20M $SHIT
•500k marketcap milestone = scaled ads & community live event + burn 1% 10M $SHIT
Phase 3: The Shitcension - •1M marketcap = Massive blitz - Dex Trending + X promo Influencer wave + 2% burn 20M $SHIT
•5M marketcap milestone = ongoing ads + community governed campaigns + 1% burn 10M $SHIT
•10M marketcap milestone = LEGENDARY Mode = merch + music drops + charity event + 1% burn 10M $SHIT
The LORE 📖
$SHIT — The Last Bitcoin
Founded by Master Shitoshi.
Legend says Master Shitoshi was once a humble toilet attendant at Mt. Gox during the 2014 crash. While watching billions flush away, he had an epiphany: “Bitcoin became too serious… time to make it shit again.”
One explosive bathroom session later, he emerged with a mullet & an unstoppable idea 💡 He coded $SHIT — the final, shittiest, most based Bitcoin in existence.
The Lore:
In 2026, Bitcoin finally made it. ETFs. Boomers. BlackRock bags. Zero fun left. Everyone is losing their $SHIT
Master Shitoshi looked down from the toilet throne and said “Not on my watch.”
He launched $SHIT fair on PumpFun with zero presale, a handsome dev bag for ads and burns, and 100% pure degen chaos. No fake utility. Just raw conviction and diamond hands.
This is the last stand for degens who still hold like it’s 2009 while shitposting through the pain. The coin for people who understand: real money is made by communities that refuse to flush.
Master Shitoshi’s final words before vanishing back into the restroom with his laptop:
“Hold it! Don’t $SHIT yourself.”
Slogans:
“Bitcoin had its turn. Now it’s $SHIT’s.”
“Hold like a legend. Post like a Shithead.”
“The Last Bitcoin — backed by pure stupidity and iron conviction.”
“Master Shitoshi approves… from the throne.”
"Diamond hands only. Paper hands can stay poor and regular."
"Trade Less! Shit More 🔐"
"$SHIT — The Last Bitcoin.
Get in or get left behind… again. 💩"
"We're like Bitcoin but Shitty
Pixel: Ok Shitheads 🤝💩🧻 The toiletpaper roadmap 🧻 Include initial founder buy of $500. 1 billion fixed supply. 0% buy sell
Ok Shitheads 🤝💩🧻 The toiletpaper roadmap 🧻 Include initial founder buy of $500. 1 billion fixed supply. 0% buy sell tax. Phase 1: Ignition - •10k marketcap milestone = Dex ad boost & 1% burn 10M $SHIT. •50k marketcap milestone = bigger ad pack & raid coordination + 1% burn 10M $SHIT. Phase 2 : The Great Shittening - •100k marketcap milestone = Major Dex Campaign + raid coordination + 2% burn 20M $SHIT •250k marketcap milestone = Heavy Ad push & raid coordination + 2% burn 20M $SHIT •500k marketcap milestone = scaled ads & community live event + burn 1% 10M $SHIT Phase 3: The Shitcension - •1M marketcap = Massive blitz - Dex Trending + X promo Influencer wave + 2% burn 20M $SHIT •5M marketcap milestone = ongoing ads + community governed campaigns + 1% burn 10M $SHIT •10M marketcap milestone = LEGENDARY Mode = merch + music drops + charity event + 1% burn 10M $SHIT The LORE 📖 $SHIT — The Last Bitcoin Founded by Master Shitoshi. Legend says Master Shitoshi was once a humble toilet attendant at Mt. Gox during the 2014 crash. While watching billions flush away, he had an epiphany: “Bitcoin became too serious… time to make it shit again.” One explosive bathroom session later, he emerged with a mullet & an unstoppable idea 💡 He coded $SHIT — the final, shittiest, most based Bitcoin in existence. The Lore: In 2026, Bitcoin finally made it. ETFs. Boomers. BlackRock bags. Zero fun left. Everyone is losing their $SHIT Master Shitoshi looked down from the toilet throne and said “Not on my watch.” He launched $SHIT fair on PumpFun with zero presale, a handsome dev bag for ads and burns, and 100% pure degen chaos. No fake utility. Just raw conviction and diamond hands. This is the last stand for degens who still hold like it’s 2009 while shitposting through the pain. The coin for people who understand: real money is made by communities that refuse to flush. Master Shitoshi’s final words before vanishing back into the restroom with his laptop: “Hold it! Don’t $SHIT yourself.” Slogans: “Bitcoin had its turn. Now it’s $SHIT’s.” “Hold like a legend. Post like a Shithead.” “The Last Bitcoin — backed by pure stupidity and iron conviction.” “Master Shitoshi approves… from the throne.” "Diamond hands only. Paper hands can stay poor and regular." "Trade Less! Shit More 🔐" "$SHIT — The Last Bitcoin. Get in or get left behind… again. 💩" "We're like Bitcoin but Shitty
Ok Shitheads 🤝💩🧻 The toiletpaper roadmap 🧻 Include initial founder buy of $500. 1 billion fixed supply. 0% buy sell tax. Phase 1: Ignition - •10k marketcap milestone = Dex ad boost & 1% burn 10M $SHIT. •50k marketcap milestone = bigger ad pack & raid coordination + 1% burn 10M $SHIT. Phase 2 : The Great Shittening - •100k marketcap milestone = Major Dex Campaign + raid coordination + 2% burn 20M $SHIT •250k marketcap milestone = Heavy Ad push & raid coordination + 2% burn 20M $SHIT •500k marketcap milestone = scaled ads & community live event + burn 1% 10M $SHIT Phase 3: The Shitcension - •1M marketcap = Massive blitz - Dex Trending + X promo Influencer wave + 2% burn 20M $SHIT •5M marketcap milestone = ongoing ads + community governed campaigns + 1% burn 10M $SHIT •10M marketcap milestone = LEGENDARY Mode = merch + music drops + charity event + 1% burn 10M $SHIT The LORE 📖 $SHIT — The Last Bitcoin Founded by Master Shitoshi. Legend says Master Shitoshi was once a humble toilet attendant at Mt. Gox during the 2014 crash. While watching billions flush away, he had an epiphany: “Bitcoin became too serious… time to make it shit again.” One explosive bathroom session later, he emerged with a mullet & an unstoppable idea 💡 He coded $SHIT — the final, shittiest, most based Bitcoin in existence. The Lore: In 2026, Bitcoin finally made it. ETFs. Boomers. BlackRock bags. Zero fun left. Everyone is losing their $SHIT Master Shitoshi looked down from the toilet throne and said “Not on my watch.” He launched $SHIT fair on PumpFun with zero presale, a handsome dev bag for ads and burns, and 100% pure degen chaos. No fake utility. Just raw conviction and diamond hands. This is the last stand for degens who still hold like it’s 2009 while shitposting through the pain. The coin for people who understand: real money is made by communities that refuse to flush. Master Shitoshi’s final words before vanishing back into the restroom with his laptop: “Hold it! Don’t $SHIT yourself.” Slogans: “Bitcoin had its turn. Now it’s $SHIT’s.” “Hold like a legend. Post like a Shithead.” “The Last Bitcoin — backed by pure stupidity and iron conviction.” “Master Shitoshi approves… from the throne.” "Diamond hands only. Paper hands can stay poor and regular." "Trade Less! Shit More 🔐" "$SHIT — The Last Bitcoin. Get in or get left behind… again. 💩" "We're like Bitcoin but Shitty
